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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Hail, Lizard Overlords

               (Picture from nexusilluminati.blogspot.com)

For those of you who are up late tonight (or indeed, every night) and are wondering about the vast inner machinations of the Universe in which we live in, perhaps you are left with thousands of unanswered questions.

"Who are we?"

"Why are we here?"

"What is the meaning of life?"

Well, fret no more! This website has all the answers, including a handy archive menu so you won't have to worry about grouping your questions by yourself! This website even presents a narrative to those questions so you can finally understand your role in this vast, never-ending play. And if you love Reptilian Humanoid Shape-shifters that feed on human blood, then you will be in heaven, my friends.

Ever wonder if the world governments are run by those same shape-shifters?  Ever think, yes, the Queen of England is very lizard-like in manner? Ever wonder why Komodo Dragons are so bad-ass? Cease your wondering!

Don't forget to read about the experiences many people are said to have had while seeing these huge reptilian shape-shifters that are said to control the very media that those who made this website are using; many of these accounts are also written in a language reminiscent of English, much like this very blog post.

Since they (the Reptilians) can't live in the cold very well, I wouldn't fear the Lizard Overlords too much. This website says they come from Mars, and as you well know, "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell."

Happy Hunting,
http://www.reptilianagenda.com/index.shtml

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